Ask Me After Two Drinks

Ask Me After Two Drinks

Pepper / S
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Ask Me After Two Drinks

Ask Me After Two Drinks

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Color: Pepper
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Ask me after two drinks. Answers may vary.

A vintage matchbook with an old fashioned on the side, for the friend who opens up after round two. Good conversation, better company, and a few stories you’ll only hear once.

Perfect for happy hour, game night, bar crawls, weekend getaways, or gifting to the friend who always has the best bar stories.

Ordering for the whole crew? Add each size to your cart. Perfect matching shirts for bachelorettes, birthdays, and weekend trips.

Why you’ll love it

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight cotton

• Relaxed fit with a soft, lived-in vintage feel

• Retro matchbook print that pairs with denim and everything else

• Printed on demand just for you

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

Love it. Own it. — Zero Explanation Co.

Made With Care

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Made to Order

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
Returns & Order Support

Returns & Order Support

Every Zero Explanation Co. shirt is made to order just for you.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with an incorrect item, please contact us at support@zeroexplanationco.com with your order number and photos of the issue.

We'll review the situation and work with you to make it right.

Because our products are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections, changes of mind, or personal preferences.

Please review our size guide before ordering.

Love it. Own it.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.